See this contraption above? This is fucking excellent. It is undoubtedly the finest export from the East never to reach the West. If you were to ask me what my favorite aspect of Thai culture was I would shun the temples, the monks, the fine cuisine and say this device....which functions to clean your arse crack after taking a shit.
It's common knowledge that the drains in this part of the world are dubious. Flushing paper down the toilet is a no no and so, at some point, they've introduced this water pistol as an alternative. It is more effective, more hygienic and way more fun. The first time I used it I must have stayed in the toilet for forty five minutes spraying my elated sphincter. In that first week people would suggest taking a walk down to the beach or a dip in the pool to which I would decline. 'Sorry, but I'm going to be spending most of the day in the bathroom gunning my bum hole.'
With days filled with boozing and precarious food the 'Arse Spray Bum Gun' is just the tonic. Diarrhea has never been so good. How this thing hasn't made it big in the Uk is beyond me. How I have lived so long without it in my life is a mystery. Taking a dump will never be the same again.
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i can't believe you like it! it knocked me sideways. i only ever used it to spray the ants of my bog.
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